I don’t care if European Vacation is the second worst
rated of the National Lampoon Vacation series, it’s my favorite. I’m not
saying it’s the best—by all objective measures, the first installment is. That
epic of the Griswolds’ journey to Wally World has a delicious mix of silly
stupidity and outright darkness, like when the family forgets to untie their
dog from the bumper before heading down the highway and the mutt goes bouncing
along in tow, or when their grant aunt sits dead in the back seat while Clark
Griswold, the dad, played by Chevy Chase, drives for hundreds of miles before
anyone notices. When they finally do figure it out, they wrap her in a tent
tarp and tie her to the top of the station wagon. Great stuff! But the sequel,
the Griswolds’ romp through the Old Country, has stuck with me longer, coming
as it did in the height of the Reagan years and when my critical sense of the
United States was really beginning to take shape. I first saw it in a crowded
dorm room freshman year and at some point one of the more patriotic people in
the room said in disgust, “This is just propaganda.” Without missing a beat, my
good friend Chuck replied, “Yeah, but it’s good propaganda.” It’s been a guilty
favorite of mine ever since.
The movie begins with our heroes dressed up like pigs, going
head-to-head with a family of geniuses in a TV game show. By a stroke of truly
dumb luck, they win the grand prize: an all-expenses-paid tour of Europe. And
for the next hour and half they bumble across England, Germany, France and
Italy, proving every stereotype about ugly Americans and inventing a few more
along the way. Not even Stonehenge survives. In England, they keep crashing
into poor innocent Brits, accidents so bad that the poor victims hobble off
with broken bones and bleeding flesh wounds, smiling and apologizing for
getting in the Americans’ way. At a restaurant in France, Clark shouts out for
a waiter, pronouncing garçon as “garkony,” and the waiter, in his
politest French, compliments Mama Griswold’s tits, Daughter Griswold’s ass and
says, “I’ll serve you toilet water. You won’t know the difference.”
The family is as
disfunctional as ever – Clark lets an X-rated video of his wife Ellen (Beverly
D'Angelo) fall in the hands of
Italian pornographers, and their kids, Audrey (Dana Hill) and Rusty (Jason
Lively), are all caught up in hormones: Audrey pining constantly for her
boyfriend back home; Rusty hitting the prostitute scene in Paris. (As an aside,
Lively’s Rusty looks to me just like a young Thurston Moore, and I like to
imagine it actually is the Sonic Youth guitar god in a pre-rock-star roll.)
Don’t get me wrong: this is a silly, goofy film. But it’s
got enough deep jabs to make it a solid spoof of our beloved U.S. of A. (driven
home, I might add, by the ultra-patriotic images that accompany the closing
credits). And in this way it still holds up. Watching it again in post-George
W. Bush America, I was amazed at its prescience. The gags of apologizing,
battered Brits and sneering Franks seems in retrospect a perfect metaphor for
our alliances and non-alliances going into the Iraq War.
- Joe
Miller